Math = Love: Things Teenagers Say: Volume 27

Monday, February 9, 2015

Things Teenagers Say: Volume 27

Happy Monday!  Hope you have a week full of crazy teenagers saying crazy things.  If you're not that lucky, here's a taste of the conversations that have gone on in my classroom lately  :)


Previous Volumes:
Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5  
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26

Ms. Hagan, if you die, I want your pi necklace.  

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I had a party with my fridge this weekend.  My fridge is my boyfriend.  He feeds me all the time.

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Me: I'm not sure if sitting on this wobbly desk was the best decision.
Student: Don't worry.  Vegetarians can't break wood.

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Student: Ms. Hagan, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow with no eyebrows?
Me: I'd cry.

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Isn't Oprah like an opera singer?

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What do Americans eat when they're hungry? A hamburger. Except Ms. Hagan. She eats a carrot.

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Are you sure you are really a human? You like math too much.

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Ms. Hagan, would you like to buy some ribs?  Oh wait.  You're a vegetarian.  Oh wait. You could feed them to your cats.  

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Me: Keep your phone away unless you want me to keep it for the rest of the day. Hey, that rhymes!

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Can I ask a question?  I'm curious about something.  I know curiosity killed the cat. But, I'm not a cat. And, I'm not ready to die. If I was going to die, I want it to be in a cool way so I can be remembered.

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If somebody punched Betty White, she'd probably turn to dust.

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Penelope is a princess name.

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I bet your boyfriend would give us the answers to our test if he were here...

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Me: Please take off the welding mask during class.

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You are like my grandma. You have to make yourself laugh to smile in a picture.

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I bet you met your boyfriend on catladiesonly.com

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Ms. Hagan, your eyebrow game is weak.

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Student: Is your sweater soft? 
Me: Yeah. 
Student: It reminds me of a washcloth.

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I'm like a fish who fell out of the water 10 days ago.

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They let angels teach Algebra 2?

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Can we watch exorcism videos on youtube if we get done with our assignment early?

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My hair isn't nappy. It's hot.

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Ms. Hagan, I had to get up at 10:30 to help catch some cats. It made me think of you.

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Australia has a queen?!?

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Student 1: You don't look like the person who would own a duck.
Student 2: Yeah, you look like a rabbit person.

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Me: Put away all your phones and ouija boards.

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You have cat earrings on. I'm silently judging you, cat lady.

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Student 1: Your hair looks great.
Student 2: I feel like I got tasered, so I don't really care.

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[Student] is a bad word.

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Can I give up? Never mind. I'll use some of the strategies I've learned.

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I'm keeping my notebook forever. I'm going to put it in my hope chest.

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Student: You should download the aa app.  It's so addictive. 
Me: I don't need any more addictions in my life.
Student: What else are you addicted to?
Another Student: Cats.

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Student 1: You need to have a baby. It will help mellow you out.
Student 2: I feel like if Ms. Hagan was pregnant, she would be super crazy and kill us all.

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I worked really hard to get these wrong answers, okay?

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I don't know where to buy one. I've looked at Vera Bradley. I've looked at all the rich people stores.

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What if someone got married on Pi Day and their cake had 3.14 tiers. Wouldn't that be cool? 

5 comments:

  1. Am I the only one here upset that catladiesonly.com doesn't appear to be a real site?

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    1. LOL. I wonder how many people visited that hyperlink to see if it was real. :)

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  2. Am I the only one here upset that catladiesonly.com doesn't appear to be a real site?

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  3. 3.14 tiers LOL
    https://www.pinterest.com/pin/88172105181859363/

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