I know I said my last Things Teenagers Say post would be the final one for the school year. But, I just can't let these stick around in my draft folder until August. Consider this a bonus TTS post. :D
While playing Google Feud... The question was: "What happens if you microwave..." Students were supposed to finish the sentence with a commonly googled term.
Student 1: What happens if you microwave a cat?
Student 2: People microwave snakes more often than they microwave cats.
It actually smells like a classroom in here for once.
Student: Ms. Hagan, can I walk aimlessly around the school?
Student: But, there are no decorations in here. I'm bored.
What about the abdominal snowman?