Math = Love: Things Teenagers Say Volume 40

Monday, May 16, 2016

Things Teenagers Say Volume 40

Now that school is out for summer, it's time to post the last few remaining things teenagers have said.  I know you must be feeling incredibly sad right now as you come to the realization there won't be another installment until school starts back up again in August.


Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:

Volume 01 | Volume 02 | Volume 03 | Volume 04 | Volume 05
Volume 06 | Volume 07 | Volume 08 | Volume 09 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26 | Volume 27 | Volume 28 | Volume 29 | Volume 30
Volume 31 | Volume 32 | Volume 33 | Volume 34 | Volume 35
Volume 36 | Volume 37 | Volume 38 | Volume 39

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I used to have a thousand followers on Instagram.  Then, I got a girlfriend.

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Photogenic means you're ugly in photos, right?

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Student 1: I've got this in the bag!
Student 2: In your hobo sack?

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While playing cards:

Student 1: Look at her deal!  She could be a dealer!
Student 2: My mom used to be a dealer.
Student 3: A crack dealer?
Students 1 and 2: NO!!!!!!!!

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Student: You put a strawberry in a cantaloupe.  Can you imagine that?
Me: [Confused Silence]
Student: Speechless!

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Mrs. Carter has options.  She can move to Australia if Donald Trump becomes President.

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Student 1: What are we doing in here today?
Student 2: Playing a game.
Student 1: Is it fun?
Student 2: You get majestic stickers if you win.  They're amazing!

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It smells like a department store in here.





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