Math = Love: Things Teenagers Say: Volume 54

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Things Teenagers Say: Volume 54

It's a much-needed Spring Break here, so I thought I would celebrate this week off from school by posting a new volume of Things Teenagers Say.


Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:


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Student 1: What's a mapping diagram?
Student 2: It's one of Mrs. Carter's favorite things.

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Student 1: I know how to say 500 in roman numerals.
Student 2: How?
Student 1: D.
Me: How would you write 600?
Student 1: DC.
Student 2: Shouldn't it just be E?

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Student 1: Did you hear that Toys R Us is closing?
Student 2: That's better news than Stephen Hawking dying.

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Student 1: Wasn't Stephen Hawking like 30?
Student 2: He was 76.
Student 1: No way. He didn't look that old dat all.

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You don't know what middle age is until you die.

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Student 1: What's that disease where you throw up whatever you eat?
Student 2: Bulimic.
Student 1: Yeah. Bulimic. What if you had a vampire who had bulimic? Then, if it threw up blood, it wouldn't know if that was just what it ate or if it had cancer or something.

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I don't like you Mrs. Carter. You're always making us do things we don't want to do!

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Do you know what's not a real place? Wyoming.

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Student: You should supply hairbrushes in your classroom.
Me: Uh no. That's the way to spread lice around the school.
Student: Just don't let the buggy people use them.

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I think it should be the disturbing property instead of the distributive property.

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It's actually easy when you try.

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Too bad John Wayne didn't live long enough to be president. He had such good morals.

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Are you ever too old to play hide and go seek?

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Me: I'm sorry. I failed mind reading class in teacher college.
Class: They really have that class?!?
Me: *speechless*

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My brain can't function. I'm not sure I should be doing this [a quiz] right now.

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If you went to a crying olympics, you would lose!

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Student 1: That's a girl.
Student 2: It has a Nicolas Cage face.

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Keith Urban is Australian, so I really hoping Mr. Carter was going to sound like Keith Urban when he sang in the talent show.

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For being lazy, mathematicians sure do a lot of work!

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Student 1: Wait! Don't Australians speak their own language?
Student 2: They speak English.
Student 1: Oh, they have accents!

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Your notebook ain't nothing compared to mine!

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Mrs. Carter, you haven't tweeted about me in a few days, and it's making me sad.

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Did you know that you don't have to know how to tie a shoe in order to untie a shoe?

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Don't you hate when you stick your pencil in an M&M's wrapper?

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Can your grade get so low that it's a negative number?

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I think 40 is the perfect age because you're not TOO old, but you're old enough to make wise sayings all the time.

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Mrs. Carter, did you know you're crazy sometimes?

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Student 1: What are you going to college for?
Student 2: To be a veterinariast.

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1 comment:

  1. That one with the tie/untie a shoe, that's an interesting thought actually.

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